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All 3 of my boys are going through a phase of exaggeration.

At least I retrieve it is a stage.

Come up to think of information technology it might be a genetic flair for drama.

I hear some of the stories at habitation, simply can simply imagine what might be overheard at the schoolhouse playground.

Yesterday I got a little taste of what information technology might be similar.   I was driving abode with my boys plus a friend, Lukas, and the following conversation occurred after they all agreed that the restroom at school was gross…

Lukas(seven):   I one time went without going to the bathroom for seven hours!

Rhett(4):   Wow.

Reid(7):   I never go to the bathroom.*

*this is actually Not an exaggeration

Ryan(9):   I once went for TWO WHOLE days without going to the bathroom.   That is very close to the record.

Me:   That is NOT an appropriate record to break.   I don't want to be taking boys to the infirmary because they refuse to pee.

Ryan:   I really did.   I didn't go for two days.   I almost broke the Guinness World Record.   Yous can look it up.

Me:   Again, no i in this automobile has my permission to attempt to break that record.   And come to think of it, I am non sure there even IS a record for not peeing.

Ryan:   There IS a tape.   You can expect information technology upward when we become habitation.   I didn't pause that record.   I broke another record.

Me:   Ryan, in lodge to be in the World Record Book you have to become through a process where someone official witnesses that you broke the record.

Ryan:   I did!   I am in the book.

Me:   You are Not in the book.   No one from the book came and watched you do anything.

Ryan:   Practice you have the most recent edition?

Me:   No.

Ryan:   That is the one I am in.

Me:   RYAN!   You are NOT in the book.   I promise you lot.

Ryan:   I am too.   I broke the tape and I am in the 2010 edition.

Me:   You are not in the book.

Ryan:   I am!   Evidence it.

Me:   You are under 18 so yous would need MY signature to be in the book and I didn't sign anything.

Ryan:   Oh…

Kids Activities Blog is Holly's blogging habitation.

She is the co-author of 101 Kids Activities that are the Bestest, Funnest Ever! and The 101 Coolest Simple Science Experiments.

She is the mom of three boys ages 13, 15 & 17 who partially homeschools. She believes that you shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when at that place is a kitchen junk drawer full of possibilities.

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